- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

women's rights

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What is a jew in space? Dead

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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