- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

This statement is false.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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