- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Jews

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

why did you poop because you are a poop

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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