- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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