Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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