- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Can anyone Lenin money?

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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