why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Your sex life.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Knock Knock. Shut up.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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