An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

YEAH THEY DO!

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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