- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

identical jokes get different votes.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

What's the difference between a duck?

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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