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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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