What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

tea with milk?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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