What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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