- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

ask me if i am a tree. no.

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