- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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