your face

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

I have read the terms and conditions

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

AIDS

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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