- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

This statement is false.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Women's Rights

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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