- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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