- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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