Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

My Boyfriend

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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