- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

the WNBA.

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

SUCK MY NUTS

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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