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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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