- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Jordan is pregant

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

No soap radio

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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