A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

women's rights

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Kevin and Ramin

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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