Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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