- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

why did you poop because you are a poop

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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