- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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