Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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Justin Bieber.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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