- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Want to hear a Joke? No.

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