European on my shoes, buddy.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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