Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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