- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

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