- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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