Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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