A jew enters a mall.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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