- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

Steve Jobs is alive.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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