Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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Dance is a sport

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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