Knock Knock. Not home.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Women's rights

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

yolo your orange looks orange

guy walks into a bar, ouch

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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