What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Go away still nothing to see

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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No.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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