- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Immigration Laws

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Justin Bieber.

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