Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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