You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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