Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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