- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man did not eat chicken.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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