- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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