What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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hi dave

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Japan

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Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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