Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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