Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Colin is gay but toasters are not

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

i love to lick...

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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