A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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