A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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when debbie meets downer

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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Justin's life

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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