- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Your girlfriend.

batman has diarrhea

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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