- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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