- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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