What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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hi charles lattuca III

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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