- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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