- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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