- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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