- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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