- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

How come grilled cheese?

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

Justin Bieber

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

I put my baby in a microwave.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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