whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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DEATH.

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Your mother just died.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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