- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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