- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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