So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

why are black people so fast? because there black

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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