- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

To mama so old, she might die soon.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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