- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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