- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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