- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

It's all Taggart

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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