- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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