Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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A bear woke up from his annual hibernation to find that his stomach is growling. "I sure am hungry." the sleepy bear said. So he found some berries, but spit them out. "These berries are far too bitter." the playful bear said. He then found some honey, however was soon bombarded with a swarm of bees. "That honey is good, but not that good." the jolly bear said. He then stumbled upon a cabin. "I wonder if there is any food in here..." the curteous bear wondered. The events that followed are now reffered to by the locals as the May 20th Massacre. While no witnesses survived, the police reports depict that the Martinez family, a young family of 7 enjoying their memorial day weekend in their New Hampshire cabin, was brutally slain by a blood-thirsty animal who tracked each of them throughout the house in a period of approximately 45 minutes.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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