- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Do the roar!

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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