- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

What's the difference between a duck?

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

Tall asians

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

SUCK MY NUTS

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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