A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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Cannot tell, national security. As far as I care we are friends, therefore I cannot continue chatting with you for a while, its gonna seem pretty damn suspicious, I wont be repeating myself. Except again, do not worry, we will take care of this, and if not, I will contact you, you are not in any danger for the mean being, whoever are against us are looking for "Nero", not you, and I am pretty damn safe. By the way, I never lost an eye, but your "wiz" revealed himself by sharing that information, that part was the only ploy as far as I care, and it was necessary for everybody`s survival. Do not worry friend, I will call you sometime, but I recommend we stay off touch for at least 3 months, and that you stop using this site.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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