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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Y u do dis?

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

tee hee

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Fine, ladies first.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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