why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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