whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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