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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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